Crawl Up the Stairs
circa 1987
RM and I end up in a basement, running from The Terminator. The basement is well-lit, but totally bare except for some laundry machines in the corner. The floor is hard concrete. The Terminator finds us and shoots lasers at us. RM runs upstairs. Backed up by the laundry machines, I dodge a bunch of lasers. When I try to run, I can't, because my legs get caught up in a bunch of laundry sheets. I somehow manage to crawl up the stairs.
posted by Phlegm at 11/01/2003
