Future Past Experience
10-30-1993
I'm in my room, getting up. I have blue paint all over my body and some on my face. I go into the bathroom to take a shower. I do just that. Suddenly I find myself at my old house and bathroom in Antoinette. I'm in love with a gorgeous girl. She might be Hawaiian. We want to get married. We step in the shower together and kiss passionately for a little while, wrapping our arms around each other. She has the most perfectly smooth and tan skin. I give her a ring I'd ordered from Sports Illustrated. We come out of the shower and talk about what our future holds. I tell her I can't marry her until after college. An entire family is over. It is a reunion of sorts at ER's house. There's a scrubby married couple there I know from another dream. Unfortunately, the end of the world is at hand. The Nothing is going to destroy us all. The girl and I hold on for our dear lives in the house while we watch the outside world go amuck. We slip under the couch and find a portal and a notebook. It's a pretty little pink notebook. It gets mad at the girl at some point. We crawl through a series of portals. The notebook says, "Forgiven for future past experience!" and tells how some other kid used to be Batman.
I'm in the car washing my face as my dad drives shotgun. I'm getting ready for SG's party or something.
Earlier, I was in a cafe or a bar high up a mountain in Colorado. I did something to bother this other guy, who proceeded, over a period of time, to burn a hole in the shoulder of my sweater. We went outside. We rumbled a bit, then I pulled out a gun and shot a tree three times. The tree fell over, did a cartoon-like richochet around some things (like falling over a wall and landing in a toboggan tube) and proceeded to shoot down the mountain. He, I, and some other guy ran after it. I had visions of it smashing the bad guy's truck. The bad guy stumbled, thinking he found his gun, but the other guy said "Move on!" When he reached the bottom, the log was nowhere to be found. We were standing in front of the main lodge. The other guy was trying to mow the snow, with little success.
posted by Phlegm at 11/04/2003
