Jesus Chariot
2-05-2000
Jesus was running through the desert with his hands in the air, pulling a chariot behind him. He was running to his burial mound. A centurion in the chariot whipped at him. Someone threw a spear, piercing the centurion through the chest, out his back. The centurion reached down, displaying bravery far above what I expected, grabbing the spear, trying to push it all the way out his back. Failing this, he broke the spear with his hands.
posted by Phlegm at 11/25/2003