None Of Your Business
12-20-1999
I get into a steamy car to escape something. I figure I'll be safe since the windows are all steamed up and noone will be able to see my inside. A bunch of giants are outside, crushing the forest. Lots of animals run about on the road.
I go to Starbucks and go behind the counter as if I work there. I pretend I'm a stupid customer and we all get a good laugh. Then someone comes in and says EXACTLY what I was imitating: "Hi my name is Grim Sho. I would like two X and one Y sans Z." We all die laughing. I get in the guy's face and yell "None of your business!" which for some reason is hilarious. Every time he starts to speak, I say it, and it's always as funny as the last time. I finally find a seat away from everyone in a corner.
I look around and notice I'm actually in Jamie W's old apartment, but it's now located inside a larger house with Christmas lightning. I think that perhaps the lightning, going up through the floors, is some kind of spy device. I decide to explore a little. I go into a room belonging to a girl named Jody, who is supposed to be the girl who took up residence in Jamie's old place. She's in a robe. We make conversation, and I end up sleeping with her. I go across the hall to take a bath. It's nice and warm, but the water from the tap turns yellow. Someone else comes into the bathroom to invade my privacy, sitting on the edge of the tub, waiting for me to finish.
Something about Gaver in a parking structure.
posted by Phlegm at 11/25/2003
