Seat in Front
9-15-2000
I was swimming in the ocean when a shark surfaced by me. I made it to shore, but many sharks had spawned legs and followed me, devouring other people on the beach as they came. I climbed a wall, meaning to hurl stones down at them, but they retaliated with rocket launchers. They blew up a car before I made my escape.
The beach empty, I returned with reinforcements. We had military gear and were coming in on a plane. We were supposed to crash on a particular sand dune, but my dad, the pilot, missed and we hit closer to the water. The sharks, which now even had premature wings, came out at us with their launchers. I ran back to our wreckage to get my sniper rifle, but it wasn't there. I yelled at my dad for not packing it, then climbed up onto the roof of a building, watching the sharks blow things up and wreak turmoil while I stood there.
I went out with a bunch of people to a movie. It was supposed to be "Scary Movie", but I've never seen it. As we stood there looking for seats, the movie started. Walls closed down around the theatre for effect, and it started out with people pounding against the screen, trying to escape their own movie theatre, which was being destroyed or something. Some girl started coming on to me. I told her I wasn't interested, and that I was taken besides. She said that didn't matter. I told her it mattered to me, and she sat down. Then my girlfriend found me. She pressed up against me and licked my face. We found a seat in front.
posted by Phlegm at 11/25/2003
