Tape Measure
4-21-2002
I kept running into people from my life, ranging from middle school to college, mostly. People I never think of anymore, like fat Heather what's-her-name and A. Updike. I went into a hardware store to find a ruler. I saw Donald walk by, an employee. I tapped him as I walked by, said, "Hey Don." Then I saw a girl I used to know, who also worked there. I found a section with tape measures, which I figured was good enough.
posted by Phlegm at 11/26/2003