Tappan Tallas Tax
10-10-1997
Went to some "underground" place with mom and sister to change my name. Mom got changed to Sally. I got changed to Tappan Tallas Tax or something, and my sister to Jackson-something. Tested our IDs at a store. Encountered Carolyn, who'd turned into a fat, ugly girl, to my greatest horror.
posted by Phlegm at 11/24/2003